I don’t drink much pop…soda as some of you may call it. But when I want a fix, I really want one. A couple nights ago, I felt I needed a Pepsi or I was going to die. That might sound dramatic, but I felt like nothing else could quench my thirst at that moment. I debated over it, grabbed a couple of dollars and drove to the nearby convenience store that has a pop machine (it was after the store was already closed).

I put my $2.25 in the machine and pressed the big Pepsi button. The bottle that I was dispensed was not Pepsi, though. It was a bottle of water. I was not happy.

Where I live, I’m lucky enough to have great water from my own well, so I don’t buy water unless I really need to. I don’t like paying for my water. I especially don’t like paying more than $2 for a bottle of water that I didn’t want or need.

You see, I have no problem paying that for a bottle of Pepsi because I enjoy it but I don’t have the recipe for good ole Brad’s Drink.

What does this have to do with operating a small business? Well…besides the fact that you people need to make sure your pop machines are dispensing the right things…there’s a lesson on value in here somewhere.

I was talking with my good (virtual) friend Sally the other day about a prospective client she had who told her she shouldn’t charge so much for “simple administrative tasks”. I immediately said, “If it’s so simple let her do it herself then.”

Sally and I chatted about this, and really, when it comes down to it, the services we offer as virtual assistants or writers or house cleaners, are all optional. If people want me to write for them or someone like Sally to take care of the admin needs of their businesses, they have to pay for our expertise and experience. It’s not like we’re doing life saving brain surgery here. You can write your own articles or manage your own social networking plans, but if you think someone can do those things better than you, you do have to pay up.

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that people can’t see the value in what I do as a writer or what I used to do as a virtual assistant, but people seem to have no trouble paying for a bottle of water. Bottled water, people. What would our ancestors say about us buying water?!

If you can read and write, you don’t need me to write your marketing materials for you. But if you think I can do a better job than you, why would you tell me I charge too much? (Yes, I’ve been told this before, just like Sally was told before she wrote this great blog post.)

You buy bottled water because you don’t have to bother to pack your own canteen for a road trip, or because your own water tastes funny. But if there’s drinkable water coming from your taps, you really don’t need it.

I have a feeling though, that most people don’t try to haggle over the price of Evian when they get to the counter.

Why is it, then, that people feel they can haggle with a service provider like they’re at a trading post or a yard sale?

Anyone?

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It’s been a long time since I had a good blog rant…today might be the day.

(I want to preface this by saying that I do not intend to offend any East Labobians. As far as I know, East Labobia is a fictional country.)

I remember when I was a kid, I loved reading Archie comics. It’s as clear to me as if it were yesterday, summer days sitting under a tree reading about Archie’s twisted love triangle. It was then that I learned it sucks to live in Canada when you want to order stuff from magazines or books.

All the little giveaways and freebies throughout the comics were so cool but “Not available in Canada”. Hmph. No Sea Monkeys for me. It was like this big huge celebration if I ever found something that I could order that would be shipped to the Great White North. (Keep in mind here that I’m not 30 yet, this wasn’t the 1800s or anything when it probably would have been easier to get stuff across the border cause I don’t think there was a Customs thing back then. Or a border? Anyway, I digress.)

If you live in Canada (or Hawaii cause that state seems to be excluded from everything that Canada’s excluded from in my experiences) you’ve probably had this frustration tons of times yourself. Old Navy – great stuff on their website! There’s a store ten minutes from me. They have these great online deals all the time, but only within the US. That’s fine I guess. It’s retail. I’ve grown to expect that type of thing.

Here’s what I don’t get – how is it possible that web based stuff limits Canadians? Hello! It’s the Internet. Why does it matter where my IP address is?

I looked into Google Checkout or something or other a month or so ago because a client mentioned they would prefer to pay that way. I’m all about making it easy for people to pay so I looked into it. I couldn’t find a drop down option for Canada. There was the US and the UK, I believe. Funny, I bet if I wanted an AdWords account there wouldn’t be a problem taking my Canadian money.

Then there’s Basecamp. My online collaboration tool of choice. I recommend to everyone. But when I looked into signing up as an affiliate there was nothing there for Canadians. Funny again. They are really accommodating when it comes to taking a couple hundred dollars each month from me even though I’m in Canada but I can’t make some extra money by recommending it to people? Hmmm.

Let’s see…oh yes. Ring Central. The company I use for my Virtual PBX needs (fancy term for telephone system with extensions and stuff.) I had to update my credit card information and their interface doesn’t include the proper fields for a Canadian address. I had to pick up the phone and wait for a representative.

See a pattern here? These places don’t mind doing business with Canadians for certain things, but it seems like there’s a bit of laziness or some huge oversights there.

One time I was creating an online flyer for a real estate agent and the site allowed me to create a flyer for a Canadian address, but they didn’t have Newfoundland on the dropdown list. A whole province was missing. I had to call to see if they could add it and then they put the wrong provincial abbreviation on there and I don’t know if it ever got fixed.

Finally, these final examples boggle my mind the most.

I would love to have the option to watch Grey’s Anatomy or Desperate Housewives (my favoritest shows) online if I were to miss them (don’t know if Canadians can get Tivo yet) but even though we get the big US networks like ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, etc., when I go to the ABC website to watch my shows, it says that I can’t cause I’m in Canada.

The other day I went to check out Pandora which is supposedly the coolest online music thing ever, to see what it’s all about. I wish I could tell you, but oh wait. Since my IP address is in Canada I don’t have the option of getting past the “So sorry, we value your business” crap to see what it’s all about.

Wasn’t there some Free Trade agreement or something signed between the US and Canada? What’s all this about? Really. Everyone buys stuff online – we’re living in a Global Economy. Why do these American companies feel like it’s okay (or smart?) to rule out an entire country and a neighboring-closest-ally country at that!?

Anyway, I’m almost finished of my coffee now and I’m all riled up. Any Canadians who feel my pain? Can you think of other examples?

To my US friends, did you know that we Canadians are living with these frustrations? Have you ever tried to send away for something or sign up for something only to learn it was not available in the US? I really doubt it, but would love to hear if it’s ever happened.

PS: Dear Old Navy, Google, Basecamp, Ring Central, Pandora and ABC.com, I purposely did not include links back to your sites because I don’t believe that Canadians really exist to you people unless they are directly sending you money. So there!

(There, that oghta show ‘em how darn mad I am. )

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I’ve cooled off a little bit, but I must tell you, I was quite annoyed this morning when I checked my email. I woke up in a good mood because both of my daughters slept through the night, which means I got my first full night of rest in three years. That’s no exaggeration, either. But it’s beside the point.

Let me set the story up a little bit.

A couple of weeks ago, I got a lead through my website’s contact form. I called the person back and we had a great discussion. When I asked him if he’d be speaking with some other VAs he told me he didn’t have the time and wanted to get started. So, I emailed him a copy of my agreement with the understanding that he would forward more project details and we would get underway.

I didn’t receive a reply, I followed up a couple times and he finally said that he found another VA that charges substantially less than I do, and she wowed him by taking the initiative and actually doing some of the work with no prompting from him, nor an agreement or payment for it. Needless to say, he was impressed.

So, this morning when I checked my email I was surprised to see a fax of my agreement, tweaked around to serve as a basis for this person’s relationship with his new VA. I was confused, thought that he accidentally faxed it to me instead of this other person, but as I looked at the very familiar agreement, my freakin’ fax number was left on there as the number to send the agreement back to. Kind of funny, right?

Well, what I didn’t find too funny was the price that this other VA was working for. It was less than half of my hourly rate, and I charge what I believe to be industry standard. There is no way a person can run a business for that type of money, not in North America. I don’t care that another VA got the project. I’m too busy to worry about that stuff. What does bother me, though, is that people charge such ridiculously low rates to land jobs. I think it does a great disservice to other newbies to the industry trying to make it by charging the rates that they need to charge to make a living.

I believe there’s a big difference between doing this as a job and running a VA practice as a business. This isn’t the first time something like this has happened to me, and I’m okay with it personally. I have clients that appreciate the fact that when you pay peanuts you get monkeys, so I’m doing just fine. I just hate that there isn’t a governing body or something to set a rock bottom rate for VAs to charge. I don’t know, is that a good idea or a bad idea? If everyone had to charge a minimum price it would at least put everyone on level playing ground. Am I just grumpy?

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I’m fairly new to Mozilla Firefox. If you haven’t heard of Firefox, or if you just haven’t switched yet, you might consider checking it out. It’s an open source (I believe) internet browser and I just love it. I started using Firefox about a year and a half ago, when I discovered their tabbed browsing feature – something that Microsoft’s Explorer has since implemented, but I have grown to love my Firefox.

Thing is…there are certain websites that I can’t access with Firefox because they don’t support any browsers besides Explorer. That really burns me…tee hee…get it? Firefox-burns me…anyway….

I really can’t believe that Top Producer is among the three sites in three days that I have been unable to access with Firefox. How frustrating! I don’t think there’s any good reason for it. If there is, I wish someone would enlighten me.

Is anyone else with me here?

And can anyone share their favorite Firefox features with me? I don’t use it to its full potential. I know it has lots of cool capabilities, but I haven’t really had the time to learn much about it.

I would love to hear what you do with your Firefox.

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I love writing. Love it. Love it, love it, love it. I’m proud to admit (sort of) that every thought I put down on paper is fresh content. Squeezed right from my own brain. This topic has been hashed and rehashed over and over in the virtual assistance world.  Tales of website plagiarism. One VA copying and pasting content right from another VA’s site. It happens ALL the time. Why? Why would someone want to have all of someone else’s ideas passed off as their own? Are these people just lazy? Don’t know any better? Think it’s flattering? Well it’s not.

Maybe these content stealers (How d’ya like that word? Brings me back to grade 3…) don’t think they’ll be caught. Maybe they don’t know about CopyScape. Maybe these people don’t realize that anyone can go to www.CopyScape.com and type in their url to find out if anyone has copied their content.

Well, the other day I typed in MannMadeTime.com at CopyScape and low and behold there was a match. Someone has copied and pasted, almost word for word, an article I wrote some time ago and have posted on my website.I’ve contacted this VA twice now, and have not received a response.  I was hoping I wouldn’t have to get nasty about it, but looks like I’m going to have to make a phone call or something.

My point is – check CopyScape regularly to see if you’ve been plagiarized.

And if you’re a plagiarizer – stop it. If you aren’t a good writer, hire someone to write your content. Don’t steal it from somebody else. You might be surprised at how inexpensive it is to hire someone to revamp or create from scratch, your web content. And once you’ve been labeled a plagiarizer among your peers (if you’re a VA, you should know VAs talk to each other…trust me) you might find out rather quickly that it doesn’t pay to take content that came from someone else’s head.

I’m done now.

Wow, I seem to be ranting a lot this week. Sorry ’bout that.

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